Tuesday, 6 January 2015

Couple Caught Having Sex,People Applaud and Take Photos .


This couple attracted the attention of passers-by who stopped and took selfies of themselves as the couple were doing their business.

The incident happened inside a bank in Oviedo, a city in Spain.

Apart from their socks, they were naked during their tryst with their clothes strewn around them.

“They stripped right off for it,” said a police spokesman. “This wasn’t just a quick fumble.”

Even when people had surrounded them laughing, applauding, and taking pictures, the busy couple were not distracted.

The police were called to the scene but seemed too embarrassed to do anything.

Then another team of policemen came around and entered the premises. “Get up and get dressed,” barked one officer. “You know this is not the proper time or place to be getting up to this.” A police spokesman later said: “The couple obeyed. We took their details but we have not pressed any charges. I suppose they got carried away in the heat of the moment.” As expected, pictures of the amorous duo later ended up on twitter and another social network site. There were also plenty of puns on the internet about “making a transfer” and “penetrating funds” because of their peculiar choice of mating territory -

Two contradicting post in one day! Whewww! Would you have a romp in public? Let's hear your opinions .

Something for the lovers! GIVEAWAY!

It's kind of our thing to enhance your love life, so we would be giving away movie tickets/ lunch date to two lucky couples and yes we are going to throw in packs of condom.

To win,please send in a short story of how you met with your pictures attached. The most inspiring story wins.


Angry man flogged two lovers for having sex in his "DANFO"

Leadership investigation revealed that the duo, Ben and Ajoke, were caught in the act at about 1:30am in a Volkswagen Fanagon bus at Iyalode street by the owner of the vehicle who identified himself as Bashiru. 

Ben and Ajoke were said to have left the scene of a carnival on the same street and decided to have
sex; unfortunately, it earned them the disgrace.

Bashiru disclosed that somebody told him that two lovers had sex in his vehicle during Christman eve celebration. The commercial driver said he had to set trap as he took the pains to wait patiently from a dark arena. 

According to bashiru:

 “The two lovers were standing close to the vehicle as they talked and fondled each other. I later saw the man pushing the door of the vehicle aside. I knew they were the same people. I also suspected that they wanted to have carnal knowledge in the vehicle again. 

So immediately they entered inside the bus, I quickly drew the attention of three strong men in my residence. We waited for some time before we struck. We beamed the torchlight and behold the two people were naked having sex. I decided not to take them to the police station but teach them the lesson of their lives. 
I ordered them to lie down in their naked state and flogged them. The man received 12 strokes while the female, six. They were the same people that did same on Christmas Day celebration,” he said 

That's the story, but I say crap. Not that I encourage such act (having sex in a public place) but what the owner should have done was to stop them from using the bus. The disgrace wasn't needed.Quickies are a good thing,don't get discouraged. Just make sure you raise your standards.


In a relationship?! DONT HELP A LONELY FRIEND.

Are you in a relationship and want to help out a lonely friend? Well don't! Not exactly speaking from experience. I just have seen some go wrong, I am honestly not saying helping your friend is bad. Just that any person in that state would be vulnerable and would hold on  to every moment like it would be their last.
Such a person would be so needy and would always crave attention, worse if the friend is trying to get over a breakup. Let's not forget the helper is in a relationship.Can I know a partner who is comfortable with their spouse in that position? Anyone?

Want to help your friend come out of loneliness,here are some don'ts. 

  • Being with them alone: they won't like to socialize or mingle, therefore being alone is inevitable and you all know what we would blame the devil for?😄
  • A shoulder to cry on: Its ok to listen to a lonely friend ramble on,you would become their priest to whom they tell all. This will relieve the faithful and help you bond. Bonding with him or her would affect your relationship with your partner.
  • DONT Take them out for a picnic, a movie or something you know they like, they would start to read meaning to the gesture. YOU RE WARNED!!
  • Leave your lonely friend alone when you want to go out with your partner. Don't take them on your date' they would want as much attention as you are giving your spouse.
  • Don't cancel your plans just to be with them, they begin to see what isn't there. On the days you can't cancel for them it may make them feel lower and they might go further to resent whoever or what is keeping you from them.
Well no DO's ....hehehe, I only know what not to do if you are in a relationship you want to keep.
 



I am not as old as you would think for having such knowledge of relationships,but believe me when I say there is no ideal man.

This picture tells us to be with a man who does ↘️
Even if you find one that does, he would still tweek your knob. Men were programmed to disappoint and frustrate.
Please may I hear from that person who thinks otherwise ! 

Monday, 5 January 2015

Relationship woes !

When  you think about your relationship and you don't think about all the "work" .I bet you have only just started 

 Relationship problems that are inevitable  -- 

FAMILY
Partners have to set boundaries and to not choose his/her parents over their LIFE partner. Before am hounded, this partner has to be someone with great prospects and of course have good manners .

FALLING OUT OF LOVE 
This can happen in any of our relationships,moving from the romantic phase of relationship into the power struggle phase often sets the though of  falling out of love in motion. Attractions and excitement wears off which is a natural process. 

JEALOUSY 
Couples have moments of insecurity and jealousy .It’s how we act of this feelings that matter .couples should be honest about how they are feeling. People that love each other and want to have a grown-up relationship can do this. 

ZERO SEX DRIVE 
 Finding time to re-romance and seduce each other can break the cycle. 

LONG DISTANCE 
If handled well, relationships can stay fresh and alive.Make time to connect regularly and share their individual experiences . IM's,texts, emails,even photo. Spontaneous acts or gifts can all help keep the couple connected.
NO ATTRACTION 
The same person you fell in love with. WOW!! How does this even happen. Create elements of fun,share intimate moments, and lots of SEX 

Yes! CHEATING 

I am not  even going to type! We all know what it is and probably even had to go through it either as a victim or as a Cheater 



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What we would be doing here is trying to make efforts to redeem relationships, lives and hopefully happiness .